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Wednesday, April 06, 2005
Politics--- Hilarity ensues in the House of Representatives as Rep. Al Edwards of Texas, after presumably finding himself to be aroused by high school cheerleading routines, proposes legislation to ban any "sexually suggestive" cheerleading. Does this man not sound literally just like the stereotypical Senator Tankerbell from Mr. Show in the mid-90s, who wanted to ban anything that might cause him to be "aroused" or "titillated" or "confused"? This is an actual quote from Rep. Edwards:

"It's just too sexually oriented, you know, the way they're shaking their behinds and going on, breaking it down... and the teachers and directors are helping them go through those kind of gyrations."